Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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