Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
everyone is single if you try hard enough
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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