TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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