He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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