You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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