Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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