Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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