is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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