batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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