So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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