dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My balls are so social today.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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