I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Found your dick twin last night
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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