your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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