Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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