i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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