2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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