Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I touched a dick in church today
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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