Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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