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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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