it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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