I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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two words: eviction party
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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