what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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