Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why can't burritos get me drunk
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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