I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
