rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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