i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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