North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the day after is always just damage control
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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