you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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