ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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