I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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