Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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