just tell him i said nine months
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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