drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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