conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I will be naked everywhere
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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