There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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