Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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