I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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