Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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