What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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