so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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