Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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