party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She announced her abortion via fbk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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