I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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