All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
