it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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