It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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