Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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