okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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