Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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