Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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