Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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