when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize