Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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