I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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