walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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